They need not be ashamed. A vaccine is available. Here is what you need to do to get the "cooties shot."
Before you go to receive communion from a girl say the following:
circle, circleTo be liturgically correct and clinically most effective, have another person use their index finger and draw the circles and dots on your forearm.
now you've got the cootie shot
Here is an instructional video.
Now the Bishop and Dean of Blackburn and the six people in their Sunday worship will not have to worry about getting cooties from the Sacrament.